The First Cats' Club

Today me and Guy were playing a very intense game of mousie and I caught him cheating at it. First he denied he was cheating but he knew he was a dead man (or cat, I should say). Anyway Tom Selleck told me there was some movie about men who cheat called the First Wives' Club so I thought I'd start my own club for cats. Tom Selleck said what Guy did isn't exactly the same thing, but who cares? Any kitty who has been cheated on while playing mousie is welcome to join.