Gossip Lady

Lotto the puppy dog came for a visit tonight with his owner. He didn't know anything about the new kitty next door and didn't get why Tom Selleck was in such a state about it all. No use explaining to him that cats don't like change (especially change that involves sharing food, attention and toys) since puppy dogs aren't as advanced on the emotional scale as us cats. I told Guy that puppy dogs only have one emotion--happy. Anyway Guy told me I shouldn't be spreading gossip about Tom Selleck and I told him to stuff it (not sure what that means but I heard Mona tell Mike that once when she didn't like what he said so it seemed appropriate).