Sick day from work

Today Mike and Mona called in sick because they both had upset tummies from whatever they did yesterday at dinner. I heard them both making awful noises over the toilet all night long and they looked a little green. Too bad they didn't stay home with Guy, me and Grandma and celebrate the Chinese New Year instead of going out to dinner for that lover's holiday. It just goes to show that no good can come from being in love.