Roller Coasters Aren't Fun

Whoever said roller coasters are fun obviously never went through the past few days that me and Guy have gone through. First Grandma was having second thoughts about moving, then she came here and was all excited about moving, now today the bombshell! The people who were buying her place don't have the money so it fell out of escrow. Although all this escrow stuff is very confusing to me and Guy (even Pumpkin and Tom Selleck weren't sure what that meant), bottom line is Grandma cannot move here without selling her place. Our whole house is in total turmoil. Mona and Mike were talking about what an emotional roller coaster this has been. Of course, we don't know what exactly a roller coaster is but one of the cats in the cages one time told me they are really fun because his former owner loved riding them. His owner must have been crazy.