A Night At The Soap Opera

What a crazy night! First Guy knocked over a plant and broke the vase and all the dirt and stuff went all over the carpet. Then while Mona was cleaning up the mess, that baby fell and screamed for like ten hours. She wasn't even hurt and me and Guy think she may have done it deliberately for attention. While Mona was tending to the baby she asked Mike to finish cleaning up Guy's disaster and he forgot he had dinner in the oven until all of us were gagging on the smell of smoke. Smoke alarms went off and that scared the dickens out of everyone (well it scared me, Guy and that baby). Mike said "it's like a soap opera here". Didn't know what it meant exactly but let me tell you it's not pleasant.