Ode to Grandma

Me and Guy told Tom Selleck all about our Grandma today. He couldn't believe grandmas could be so awesome and wants to have one now also. Poor Tom Selleck. I didn't want to discourage him by telling him you can't just HAVE a grandma, your owners have to have them come to you. Anyway if any of you out there are a grandma and want to be Tom Selleck's grandma please write, ok? I wonder of the puppy named Lotto has a grandma? Not sure if dogs can have grandmas, but I know for sure me and Guy have the bestest one and we aren't sharing. Is that wrong?