The Tom Selleck Redemption

Turns out Tom Selleck was unhappy with me and Guy for not meowing while Grandma was here. I guess he doesn't have a grandma like us so he doesn't understand. So to redeem ourselves for making Tom Selleck unhappy, we spent a whole hour at the windowsill today. Got caught up on all the latest news around the neighborhood so quite a succesfull day of meowing, all in all. We found out that the puppy named Lotto has something called arthritis and that's why he walks funny. Some lady comes and gives him massages every week. Guy told me a massage is kind of like when someone pets you except much more intense. Wow, it almost makes me wish I had arthritis like the puppy, Lotto, so I could get a massage. Guy told me I'm crazy for thinking that because arthritis hurts. How does he know all of this?