Text Off at the Not Okay House

Mike worked late and Mona had some meeting so that stupid babysitter came over again. I swear all she does is text, text, text. Me and Guy could do a better job of watching that baby than she does. Had a great idea for celebrating Guy's birthday (even though we don't know when it is). Actually it was more Tom Selleck's idea than mine, but once I heard I would not have to give Guy all of my toys next time Grandma comes, it was ON! We are going to invite everyone we know to a party for Guy and you have to come dressed as your favorite character. So I would just dress like me, Tom Selleck said he'd like to be Garfield (not very original, Tom) and we were trying to figure out who the puppy named Lotto would come as. Don't tell anyone, though, because it is going to be a surprise for Guy. Thank goodness Mona just came home so no more texting tonight from you know who.