Beer rules

Tonight Mike and Mona had some friends over to play games. In one of them you have to try to hold on to Texas and they play it with cards and money. Guy and I couldn't figure that one out but Mike won the most money so I guess he knows how to hold Texas. They had sandwiches and beer but they didn't color the beer green so I guess you don't do that when you're trying to hold on to Texas, only when it's the Irish day celebration. Humans have such odd rules about beer. Some of their friends said how beautiful I am (well, duh!) and I kind of felt bad for Guy cuz no one really said he was. But he is a boy and boys can't be beautiful.