Cats and Dogs and Pitchforks

It was raining today and Guy said it was raining cats and dogs and pitchforks. He says the strangest things. I didn't ask what he meant because then he tells me I'm not very worldly. How can I be when he won't explain things to me. I hate when he makes me feel inferior because I didn't live out on the streets. HE didn't have his own special room and have special homemade treats like I did. Sometimes he can be so annoying. Anyway today I saw the cat next door sitting in the window. I wonder if he has a superior attitude also. Tried asking him through the window if he knew what raining cats and dogs and pitchforks meant, but he couldn't read my meows.