Get me to the church on time

Mona told Mike they should start going to church again. Mike didn't look too happy about it. I asked Guy if he's ever been to church and he said what am I crazy, he's a cat. Well that was it with him. I'm not speaking to him again but did stare at that cat next door for awhile. He has a black mark above his mouth that looks like a mustache so his owners' named him Tom Selleck. Wouldn't dare ask Guy what that means since he thinks he's so much smarter than me. Wish I could go to school and learn things and then I'd be smarter than Guy and I could put him down all of the time. Anyway Mike promised Mona that he would go to church with her on Sunday. She was so happy. Wish I could go to see what this church thing is and why cats aren't allowed.