Get Me Out of Here!!!

Guy is driving everyone crazy. He just prances all over the house meowing and then when he gets his kitty diet food, he gobbles it up so fast I don't think he even knows what he ate. That might be a good thing, though, because I think the diet food is probably awful. Plus Mike gave Mona some new diet that she's trying to follow so she has been pretty unbearable too. Barely got to meow with Tom Selleck today because of all the commotion in our little household. Hope things get better tomorrow. Wonder how long Guy will have to be on this diet? Wonder how long I can stand his craziness while he's on it? Why oh why do people/kitties let themselves go and then have to suffer this torture (not to mention torture me at the same time)?